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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via jayskuh)

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

(via fake-mermaid)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via fake-mermaid)

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

(via fake-mermaid)

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

(Source: doll-ballet, via fake-mermaid)

blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

(via sexcake)